After months (well, alright, a month) of heroic resistance I crack and buy another of your expensive little boxes and what do I get? WHAT DO I FUCKING GET????
MACH-3
TECHNOIs this meant to be some kind of joke? Who or what in the name of shit is Techno? Never heard of him and he looks like a cunt. Fuck off!
RHINO
RHINOOK this one I can live with. He's a classic Marvel villain and, apart from the fact that he's stomping in a huge pile of dog shit, a decent enough looking man toy. I will put him on my shelf.
WIZARD
Yes I've heard of him, but so what? He's shit and his head looks like a matchstick. Utter wank.
Mary Jane Watson-Parker Bystander token
WTF?!
I'm just going to drop this in the loo and piss on it. I mean what else am I meant to do with it? Eh? You Heroclicking knob jockeys, do you hear me? This is of no use to me, and I want my £5.15 back. Cunts!
WIZARDYes I've heard of him, but so what? He's shit and his head looks like a matchstick. Utter wank.
Mary Jane Watson-Parker Bystander tokenWTF?!
I'm just going to drop this in the loo and piss on it. I mean what else am I meant to do with it? Eh? You Heroclicking knob jockeys, do you hear me? This is of no use to me, and I want my £5.15 back. Cunts!
2 comments:
hahaha you get what you deserve man boy!
the wizard isn't so bad. Didnt he go mad in alpha flight or something?
i like the idea of standerby tokens, are there tragic victim chips?
Dom.... Heroclix can wreck lives.
I used to spend half my pay on the fuckin things only to get doubles and shitty characters that I didnt give a fuck about. I just wanted the fantastic characters that were displayed so boldly on the front.
Needless to say what I wanted cost more than £5.15.
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