Showing posts with label The Boys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Boys. Show all posts

Monday, 2 July 2007

The Weekly Shop Holiday Special #1

Let me start by sending out a big shout to the unnamed civil servant who invented Cabinet Office Briefing Room A. I have no idea who this person is, but they obviously understand that to fight an effective war on terror you need a cool acronym.

Of course with "blind in one eye" Gordon Brown now in charge of the organisation, I don't see why they didn't just go ahead and call it SHIELD. But any acronym is better than none and whilst COBRA would be a better name for the baddies, I still feel having a counter terrorist force named after a snake will strike fear into the dark hearts of al Qaeda, the IRA and HYDRA.

Al Qaeda could even rename themselves Mohammed Orders Nightmarish Goings On Overseas Sometimes Executions. I can see Osama sitting in his cave stroking his cat, watching videos like this before MONGOOSE strike.



No doubt I'll get to see more terror on the streets of foggy London Town when I return. For now my threat level remains at moderate as I continue to laze around at my mum's house in America's midwest getting fat and reading comics.It's not all sitting about though, oh no. Why only two days ago I managed to stop eating for an hour to make the trip to a real live comic shop.

The nearest one to me is Comic Carnival, a relatively unimpressive little place located in a grubby strip mall somewhere off a busy highway just outside Indianapolis. The lank haired staff were non-plussed by my requests for EC archives and Fantastic Four omnibuses, but they did take a couple of minutes out from their Heroclix themed chat to point me in the direction of a couple of cheap volumes of golden age Marvel reprints.

I picked those up along with the latest volume of Twisted Toyfare Theatre(Genius as always) and my usual stash of weekly books which excitingly enough included Criminal #8, an issue which appears to feature Michael Jackson on the cover (Smooth Criminal, geddit?)

Yah. Anyway. Top stuff. Highly recommended, but then you knew that already.

On the spandex front I picked up Green Lantern Sinestro Corps which is a thoroughly silly but entertaining romp. It's slightly spoiled by the fact that you need to be reading 20 other comics and have a solid grounding in Green Lantern history to fully understand what's going on, but if you can live with that you'll be rewarded with lots of pretty pictures of alien green lanterns fighting alien Sinestro Lanterns. For the majority of people over the age of 10 that won't be reason enough to enjoy this comic, for me it works. If the regular Green Lantern series is going to feature more of this kind of thing then I'll probably start buying it again.

I missed the X-Men First Class mini series, but heard good things about it so picked up issue #1 of the new ongoing run. It's a good read although I'm beginning to wonder if Jeff Parker ever gets the urge to write a sick, gore splattered fuckfest of a comic just by way of a break from the all ages friendly groove that he seems to have settled into.

I bought two of his comics this week, keeping the X-Men issue and handing my five year old step nephew the latest issue of Marvel Adventures: Avengers. He's familiar with most of the characters in the book and enjoyed it, although he was slightly upset by the scene where Wolverine kicks Bruce Banner in order to make him angry enough to turn into the Hulk and smash some bad guys. Obviously I didn't let the nipper loose on the latest issue of The Boys. He wouldn't have liked it anyway, not enough fighting in this issue. No doubt that will come next week.

I passed on the latest issue of Amazons Attack, but for some reason decided to pick up Death Dealer. Sadly the joke has now worn thin and I didn't even make it past page four. Rotten stuff which has gone past the "so bad it's funny stage" and is now just so bad it's boring. Shame, I'd like a good sword and sorcery funnybook to read.

Monday, 4 June 2007

The Weekly Shop #13

A light week for me.

No Ultimate Fantastic Four because Silver Surfer or no Silver Surfer I'm just not enjoying it. So it's dropped. Hard, because I've been reading it since issue #1, but I've decided that the "I've been reading this book since it started, therefore I must continue reading it for all eternity" argument is irrational.

So that left me with just three American comics on my shopping list this week...

The Boys #7
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! No really. HA-HA-HA-HA! I thought DC dropped The Boys because of the hamster up the arse business in issue #6. Not so. They probably considered dropping it after that, but I'm guessing it was the draft of issue #7 that left their jaws on the floor and The Boys in the bin.

It's tasteless, plastered with profanities and entirely unsuitable for anyone under the age of 35. Yes The Boys is a filthy fucker of a funny book. Get it! Get it! Get it!

Get it and laugh yourself silly at the idea of a troubled superhero who can't stop fucking things.

Get it and marvel at panels like this where said superhero visits a psychiatrist to discuss the time he fucked his sister's dog.


Get it and imagine the shit that would have hit the fan if DC had published a book which describes superheroes variously as " Poofs, dykes and kiddie fuckers" and suggests that The Flash didn't die saving the world in Crisis on Infinite Earths but instead "choked on cum".

Bwahahahahaa! Just get it! Get it and thank the comic gods that Dynamite had the balls to take it off DC's hands. It's sick and wrong but it's good sick and wrong. You need that.

Amazons Attack #2

I haven't a clue what this book is all about. It's peppered with those little boxes that used to litter comics saying things like "See Wonder Woman #9. Ed" and "To understand what the fuck is going on here you need to buy Countdown #49. Ed".

Well I have no intention of buying either of those comics so doubtless this book will continue to leave me scratching my head. But no matter, when anyone asks...


...I will say "who cares? They're cool!"

Because they are, especially when they do stuff like taking down fighter pilots with bows and arrows...


Yay! "GGKK!" to you too soldier.

Gutsville #1

As recommended by the fine folks at Around Comics. This is a strange offering about a society living in the belly of a huge sea beast. For some reason it reminds me of Fungus the bogeyman. I'm not sure why, something to do with the colours (damp and mouldy looking) or the subterranean atmosphere of the whole thing. Whatever, it's a good read and I'll be picking up issue #2 when it comes out.

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