Tuesday, 13 January 2009

Inactivity

What to say? The blog's been on hold as I'm feeling a bit burnt out. Not enough sleep, work, childcare, colds - blerggh! Frankly the thought of saying constructive things about Iron Man is daunting when your mind is addled by real life. 

To tell you the truth I've been fit for nothing more taxing than a large whiskey and Celebrity Big Brother these last few days. Still, I'm sure when I'm feeling a bit less run down I'll once again be overcome by the need to bore an imaginary audience with my profound thoughts on all matters spandex. 

Maybe tomorrow, if I get a decent night's kip.

Wednesday, 7 January 2009

Sea-Monkeys/Another sale/Watchmen

Tilt your head to one side and enjoy a Christmas miracle...


Yes chums, my Sea-Monkeys have risen from the the dead. Not quite sure how or why, but they're there. Good thing I left their tank on my shelf rather than consigning their seemingly dead bodies to the toilet. 

I'm slightly worried by the fact that the water level in their little tank is dropping.  I don't have any purifier left and reckon they'd die again if I poured in tap water - maybe Evian would work, Hmmm. Anyway, good to see them merrily doing their thing.  A couple are actually pretty huge, one even looks like it's got a pair of bollocks although my missus thinks this is unlikely.

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News from Orbital comics: They're moving above ground and to bigger premises. To celebrate this momentous occasion they've announced a sale! Yay! Details HERE 50% off ALL back issues - yum!

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Only a few months til Watchmen now. Japanese trailer with new stuff in it...


I don't remember Fidel Castro being in the comic.

Redhead Fan Girl has some pics of the cut-outs which are popping up in American cinemas, see them HERE

Tuesday, 6 January 2009

Notes on some comics I read yesterday

I read eight comics yesterday and they were all good. Here's the what and why of them all...

Green Lantern Corps #31
Delayed, delayed, but worth the wait. Krib - a particularly creepy lady alien from the Sinestro Corps who steals babies and stores them in a cage that grows out of her back - goes toe to toe with a giant green foetus. Meanwhile the guardians say no to jiggy jiggy while Mongul says yes and chills with some scantily clad extra terrestrials. Bonkers brilliance.

Fantastic Four #562
At this point I realise that I'm the only person in the world enjoying Millar and Hitch's Fantastic Four. Well yah boo sucks to the rest of you, you don't know a good Fan 4 comic when you see it! Big super-hero funeral shenanigans that give Hitch the chance to draw EVERYONE. Some nice characterisation of Franklin Richards, and a decent dash of talking heads between Doom and Reed.

Captain America #45
Not much to say really, just another solid issue in a consistently good run. Luke Ross and the mighty Butch Guice provide pencils, but it might as well be Steve Epting, because it looks as good as ever.

Incognito #1
Brubaker and Phillips new book from Marvel's Icon imprint. The Super-Villain in witness protection thing is a decent idea and this issue does a good job of setting the scene for what promises to be an interesting tale. It is slightly reminiscent of Millar's Wanted, but given how good that was, this is no bad thing. Lovely colouring job from Val Staples, and a very interesting text piece in the back on the early days of The Shadow.

Marvel Zombies #3
This Fred Van Lente fellow is a proper geezer. First he produces Comic Book Comics, one of my favourite books of last year,  then he does this - a sequel to a sequel that not only succeeds in outdoing the first two chapters in the zombies trilogy, but is also quite easily the best Marvel comic on the stands at the time of writing. 

Honestly, this comic is ACE. First off, van Lente has taken the Aaron Stack Machine Man from Warren Ellis's Nextwave and made him even more awesome than he was in that book. Then he's somehow made the whole Marvel Zombies thing seem fresh and exciting DESPITE the fact that (pardon the pun) it's an idea that should be dead in the water by now. AND, on top of all that he's produced an action packed page turner of a story loaded with witty dialogue. 

The art by Kev Walker looks just like Sean Phillips' stuff on the first two books which lends the story the feel of a proper continuation and also means that it looks flat out fantastic. Issue #3 features a quite sensational sequence where Machine Man nicks the bike of zombie Ghost Rider and outruns a trio of Marvel's most famous speedsters. I read it, put it down and muttered "fuck, that was excellent!" 

THIS is why I buy super-hero comics folks. Sadly there's only one issue left. Make sure you buy the trade.

Gigantic #2
Robots, satire and sick humour - this is sooooooooo 2000AD. Which is excellent given how shite the real 2000AD is these days. Rick Remender is kicking arse at Dark Horse, and this tale of intergalactic reality TV gone wrong is threatening to top the other grade A goodness he's been producing for the company. I still think that the colour palette is a touch muted for the robot smashing, planet busting style story, but it's a minor quibble. Top notch sci-fi.

Superman #683
What happened to the Creature Commandos? I'm getting confused. Oh well, I still enjoyed this. Part nine of the New Krypton saga and those pesky Kandorians are getting madder by the minute. An enjoyable super-hero romp.

Final Crisis Secret Files
Written by Len Wein, this is a look at Libra's origin. I enjoyed it quite a bit, but do have a couple of reservations about it. Firstly, the interior art isn't much cop. Sorry, but it isn't. I think my main gripe with it is that the artist chooses to ignore drawing backgrounds in a lot of his panels, thus we get a shot of Big Ben with no Houses of Parliament, and a warehouse which is quite literally empty and, as a result pretty uninteresting to look at. Several of the figures are also out of proportion. There you go. 

NEVERTHELESS, the story was OK. It's a heavy-handed retelling of a tale originally written in the 70s (I think) complete with exposition heavy dialogue and corny set pieces. Sounds dreadful, right? well it is in a way, but I also found it strangely refreshing, a nice change from the well written comics we've got used to. 

I say DC let that Len Wein fellow write more throwback super-hero romps, but next time give him an artist who can bring his work to life - Berni Wrightson would be alright I reckon!

Monday, 5 January 2009

Old Ad at Kings Cross

Nothing to do with comics (soz, tomorrow, honest) but I saw this at Kings Cross Station t'other day and thought it might be worth bunging on the old blog...

Years worth of posters stripped away to reveal this ancient ad for Abbey National. Not sure when it's from, could be any time between the early 30s and the late 60s I suppose. 

Whatever, it's a nice bit of old London peaking out from a tube station wall. Gotta love that (well I do anyway). Yay London!

Sunday, 4 January 2009

Batman's pleaser

At last, I'm able to give the steady stream of folk arriving at this site via Google searches for pics of Batman's cock what they want...


Photo shows a sticker on the side of a newstand on Cambridge Circus, London. Bit blurry, but I think you can make it out.

Saturday, 3 January 2009

Sales!

To the West End where the heaving masses have descended like hungry flies on the shit which is the New Year sales. I can't understand it, yes there are some big reductions, but you can still get most of your electrical goods, DVDs and kitchenware a LOT cheaper online. Clothes I suppose you want to try on before buying, so fair enough. Everything else, myeeerr. 

Having said that, there are some bargains to be had in the comic shops. Gosh! have a nice bookshelf of cheap trades on offer at the mo. I bagged Nixon's Pals for £3, and was sorely tempted to buy a lot more. 

If you haven't already, then you MUST get your arse down to the shop and snap up the first three issues of James Kochalka's Superfuckers which are on the discount shelf for a ridiculous £1 each! Honestly imaginary web pals, Superfuckers is one of the greatest comics EVER published and it's got a fucking ace theme tune. You need it.

If Marvel and DC back issues are more your thang, then you might consider braving the shabby world of Comicana...


I've made my thoughts about this place clear in the past, I'm not a fan. It's poky and overpriced, BUT it does stock a lot of old comics. With 50% off those ageing floppies, there will probably be a few bargains to be had. Address here if you want it - don't get too carried away though, you can still pick up most of Comicana's stock cheaper on ebay.

In other central London comic news, I made a short trip to The Comic and Book Exchange on Berwick Street. If rifling through a chaotic mess of back issues and old magazines is your bag then you'll like this dirty hole in the wall. It's choca with bronze and modern age back issues many of which are priced at £1. I couldn't find anything worth buying, but you may have more luck. Directions and a couple of reviews here.

Thursday, 1 January 2009

Portuguese super-hero murals

Happy New Year chums! I'm feeling very fragile, so let's start 2009 gently.

Those of you with long memories may recall THIS POST from back in September.

Well, for some time Portuguese frind of LLC, Diogo has been emailing me to let me know that there are other super-hero murals to be found in Lisbon. He's been kind enough to take some pictures of the biggest of these paintings which can be found on the staircase of a hotel in the City. As always, clicking on the pics will afford you a bigger scan...




Great stuff. I recognise the covers of Marvel's Handbook of The Dead, plus several details from Amazing Spider-Man and a couple of Teen Titans comics. There are even some swipes of the ABC Warriors from 2000AD in there.

Many thanks to Diogo for taking the time to snap the photos. If anyone else has any other examples of comic based street or public art, I'd be happy to receive and post your pics.