Sunday, 30 December 2007
I see Robert Kirkman is finishing up with Ultimate X-Men, that's good news for Kirkman and Ultimate X-men. Don't get me wrong, I'm a big Kirkman fan, but his run on Ultimate X-Men sucks. Perhaps it's the fact that he's chosen to make the book a homage to the 1990's or that there are whole issues in the run where nothing happens, I don't know. Just didn't get on with it at all.
If you ask me his talents are best served on the creator owned stuff he does for Image: Walking Dead, Invincible, Astounding Wolf-Man - now them's some good comics! The man is a master at creating his own universes, but seems to seize up a little when asked to operate in the Marvel U.
Watched a few films over Christmas. Favourite was 28 Weeks Later. I know it wasn't well received when it came out, and I can understand why a lot of folks wouldn't like it, but I found it enjoyable. Perhaps the fact that I work in Canary Wharf where much of the film is set helped, after all who wouldn't enjoy seeing their office overrun by zombies and torched by the US military?
Sure, the whole Robert Begbie zombie stalking his kids thing is a bit daft, but there are some superb set-pieces, London looks great and those opening 10 minutes are as good as anything you'll see in a horror film. Not as good as 28 Days Later as a whole, but better in parts.
Another fine issue of Special Forces hit the comic shops last week. What a great comic. Has to be my favourite cover of the year...
One for your diary...
I can't be arsed with Lost Girls, but I will be taking along a copy of Barely Legal for the dirty old fuckers to sign.
1 All Star Superman
2 Captain America
3 Green Lantern
5 Black Summer
7 The Ultimates Volume II
9 Special Forces
10 Scott Pilgrim
11 Ireedemable Ant-Man
14 The Walking Dead
15 New Universal
17 Black Gas
Here are a bunch that I didn't enjoy. Also in no order, apart from Number 1 which was hands down the biggest disappointment of the year...
1 The Ultimates Volume 3, Issue 1
4 Ultimate X-Men
5 Ultimate Fantastic Four
6 Uncle Sam and the Freedom Fighters
7 Tales from The Crypt (Papercuts reboot)
8 New Avengers
10 The Brave and the Bold
11 Strange Cases
12 Ex Machina
13 Doctor Sleepless
14 Frank Frazetta's Death Dealer
And a bit of myyeeer for you. I couldn't decide on these. Liked all of them a lot in parts but for various reasons fell out with them all at some point...
1 World War Hulk
2 Civil War
3 Ultimate Spider-Man
5 Detective Comics
Thursday, 27 December 2007
Sunday, 23 December 2007
Friday, 21 December 2007
I have the fine folk at GOSH! comics in London to thank for The Sound of Drowning. They have this habit of slipping obscure indie titles on the shelves right in amongst the spandex mainstream. An admirable idea that tempts lazy superhero fans like me to broaden our horizons every now and again.
So it was that some time last year I happened upon a strange little British comic sitting next to Ultimate Spider-man. The Sound of Drowning couldn't be more different than those glossy American floppies, it's smaller, uses thicker paper and looks and smells like it's been put together on an old black and white photocopier in someone's shed.
It's an anarchic, dark and often tasteless little pamphlet full of nightmarish collages and oddly phrased stories, but it's also funny, arty and pretty poetic. The latest issue (number 10) is a homage to the Choose Your Own Adventure books of the 80's. I thought it was the best thing I've read in a long time: Fighting Fantasy as it would have been written by Samuel Beckett.
Perhaps that sounds like bollocks, but don't be put off! This is top quality stuff which wouldn't look out of place in a modern art gallery, but which also works damn well as a comic. I really, really, REALLY loved it and urge anyone who wants something different from their comics to give it a go.
You can get hold of it through the official website HERE or pick up a copy at GOSH! opposite the British museum in London.
If you do visit the website, make sure and have a look at all the strips which have been put online. Them's some great comics folks!
Wednesday, 19 December 2007
Tuesday, 18 December 2007
Look at this detail from the cover of the October '87 update...
Gahh! You'd never get anything like that on the front of a Marvel Handbook! It's like some great, garish DC strip club with Katma Tui and Lady Blackhawk going through the motions for Iron Munro and Kilowog while pervy John Constantine fiddles under his raincoat and that creepy impotent old Guardian looks on longingly.
Using the power of PAINT and my super computer art skills I've given the ladies a pole to gyrate on.
That's meant to be a bottle of beer in Iron Munro's hand by the way, and those are dollar bills Kilowog is throwing at Katma Tui.
Fear my painting power!
I might have a wank over it later.
Monday, 17 December 2007
Sunday, 16 December 2007
Happy fucking Christmas.
Still, it's testament to my devotion to the power of comics that even with a radioactive hangover I managed to make my stinking way to the comic shop on Friday morning. Sadly I felt too ill to spend long in there and forgot to buy half the things I'd come for, a mistake which meant I had to go back today to fill my nerd sack with more sequential goodies. Bah!
Wonder Woman cheered me up plenty. Basically it's Amazons v Nazis - can't go wrong there folks.
The cover alone is worth the admission price...
Honestly, I'd quite like to buy it.
Elsewhere there's a bumper sized conclusion to the Sinestro Corps War in Green Lantern #25. It's a comic which veers between brilliance and schmaltz and I can't quite make up my mind what I thought of it. There's still plenty to enjoy, particularly in the huge fight scene splash pages. But the whole "go get 'em uncle Hal" sequence in the middle is frankly vomit inducing.
As for the end? Well it's nice of DC to tip us off to their answer to Marvel Zombies a year in advance. I smell variant covers.
Astounding Wolf-man was good again. Building up steam nicely this one. I reckon it'll be massive by issue #10. Wait and see.
I flicked through the bumper sized 2000AD Xmas special. It looked terrible. Sigh. Apparently Rebellion have done some deal to make it available online from the next prog. I reckon they need to sort the printed version out first. Such a shame to see the Galaxy's Greatest continuing to disappoint
Wednesday, 12 December 2007
It's possible that I might wipe enough sick from eyes to post some random Youtube effort tomorrow, but that really depends on whether I remember that "beer then wine is fine" and don't forget that "wine then beer is queer". We shall see.
Of course, the sad thing about all day piss ups on Thursday is that I miss new comic day. ARGGGGGGGGGH! Seriously this really upsets me, it's a heavy week. Here's my shopping list...
Green Lantern Corps
Tales of the Sinestro Corps: Ion
Crawlspace xxx zombies
Not a single Marvel title there by the way. Can't remember that happening before. No matter, plenty to look forward to. The Sinestro War stuff is nice, but Wonder Woman and xxx zombies are the real treats here. Plus there's some new Kirkman - the reaction to Wolf-Man seems to have been pretty muted, but I like it a lot.
I keep meaning to write something about the first issue of Dan Dare. It's a comic I enjoyed a good deal and yet I just don't seem to have found the moment to get all Lit Crit on it. So briefly here are a few things I liked about it...
The crew of an intergalalactic battle crusiser drinking mugs of tea on the flight deck.
Strangely unhinged Dan Dare retreating into his fantasy England.
The Blairesque PM
I thought the artwork was patchy, but perfect in parts (reminded me of Talbot on Luther Arkwright).
Obviously the real test will come next issue when the Mekon turns up.
Right I'm off to take lots of water on board in preparation for tomorrow's dehydrating alcohol fest. HO HO HO.
Tuesday, 11 December 2007
Sounds like a pet name a sad man might give his cock.
And yet it's not.
Old One Eye is in fact a crazed T-Rex from 2000AD's much loved classic, FLESH!
The basic premise of Flesh was brilliant: Future cowboys travel back to the prehistoric age to farm dinosaurs for meat! KERCHING! That's hit the mindset of the 1970's pre-teen bang on.
Old One Eye lost her eye in a tear up with a future cowboy and spent the entirety of her time looking for revenge. The reader was often reminded that Old One Eye had the same sized brain as a "small kitten", but then had their mind blown by the fact that she was also cunning, violent and, (marvelously for a dinosaur), completely insane!
Here she is...
Monday, 10 December 2007
1. So, has New Universal been cancelled? Still no sign of a new issue and it's been months since the last one.
2. What are the odds that THIS will be the worst comic of all time?
3. Why do we bother with single issues at all anymore? More and more mini series are popping up which clearly read better in the collected format and are written with this in mind. It's cheaper to buy the collected editions than the floppies. The only floppies which seem worth getting are the ones that include additional material that isn't available in the trades - I'm thinking of Criminal in particular here. I'm getting a bit narked at paying £2 for comics that only take 5 minutes to read (Helllloooo Ultimates volume 3).
Saturday, 8 December 2007
Friday, 7 December 2007
It's clear that the book has become one of the jewels in Marvel's crown, so it's a shame that the powers that be have seen fit to hand it to a team who look like taking it off in a new and frankly unwelcome direction.
Jeph Loeb made no bones about the fact that he was going to ditch the politics and turn the Ultimates into an action comic. That made me wary straight away, but while I don't think the tone needed to be changed I have nothing against straight up action per se, so I was willing to give the book a chance. I wish I hadn't bothered.
Loeb and Joe Madureira's first issue is a confused blur of a comic. The keenly observed dialogue of the first two volumes has been replaced by hackneyed old trash talk and a slew of in your face sound effects. There's little in the way of a plot, and the characters so carefully fleshed out by Millar have been rendered two dimensional by Loeb.
The art is horrible. The pages look like a strange hybrid of graffiti art and manga overlayed with neon pastels. Where Hitch's drawing was clean and well proportioned, Madureira gives us a set of anatomically muddled michelin men. Captain America is a blob, Wasp who was (as far I can recall) asian in the Millar Hitch run now seems to be, well...W.A.S.P.! and Hawkeye, who was stripped down to his basics and done as a dead eyed hitman has now acquired a distinctly 90's looking leather number complete with unnecessary pockets and rubber mask. Taken as a whole it's a distracting, ill proportioned mess that makes the story even more of a chore to follow.
In all I spent approximately five minutes on the comic. That's all it's worth. There's nothing that makes me want to go back and look at it again, and it's highly unlikely that I'll be back for issue #2.
The Ultimates RIP.
Wednesday, 5 December 2007
Tuesday, 4 December 2007
Yes, Marvel geography, the mightiest form of geography known to man. A geography that takes in every nation on the face of the planet and a fair few that don't really exist. A geography that effortlessly combines the real and the imaginary in the merry way that only Marvel can. A geography that has it's own cartography, currencies and systems of government and now, thank goodness, a geography that has it's own Atlas...
It's meticulously researched, well written and at times downright surreal. The descriptions of imaginary nations like Madripoor and Morvania are brilliant, but it's the crazy collage of fact and fiction that have gone into the entries on real nations that makes the Marvel Atlas such a thing of wonder.
Take for example this little sample from the entry on Belgium...
All interesting stuff.
chocolate and beer you say? Fascinating.
Wait a minute. Were-borgs!?! Commander Courage!?! human corpses?!? Oh baby! Now that's what I call edutainment! And it doesn't stop at Belgium either. There are literally a dozen examples of pure genius on every page. Whether it be this typical shot of everyday Hungarian life...
Latveria's capital, Doomstadt.
And then, just when you think you're in the real world, hits you with this...
I'm willing to bet that there's some impressionable kid out there who now thinks that Hitler really was killed by a superhero. Ha Ha, I hope Jim Hammond finds his way onto an exam paper.
It's this level of detailed craziness told with straight face that puts the Marvel Atlas above any of it's recent forerunners. It's a much more scholarly and infinitely stranger reference work than any of the recent Handbook revamps and frankly I'd go as far as to put it ahead of the classic 1980's Handbooks which still hold pride of place in my long boxes.
Issue two which will cover North, South and Central America as well as the likes of Atlantis and The Savage Land won't be out until March. No doubt there will be a nice little collected copy to pick up soon after that.
Whichever version you go for, this is a truly essential comic for fans of the Marvel Universe, lovers of alternate histories and anyone who likes kooky comics. I give it a straight up not to be missed: A.
Monday, 3 December 2007
5:26 "How did you know I was handsome?" Mwah ha ha ha. As if pretending to read braille isn't insulting enough Jimmy Saville really turns the knife by making a gag about the girls' blindness. What a fucking rotter!
4:53 "And you can see the surprise on their faces" Hee-hee one last dig before the clip begins eh Jim?
4:49 The wavy lines disappear revealing Showaddywaddy's den. The boys clearly don't feel comfortable with these blind girls. "We've gotta keep facing this way!" "Take 'em over there!". It's gold I tell you, very, very awkward gold, but gold nonetheless.
3:56 So we know the Showaddys are nervous. They've told us as much. They're clearly going to have to sing their big hit with the girls, but for their own peace of mind they want to keep them from bumping into things. The best course of action would be to stand still on the staircase.
3:29 Tall pink Showaddy gives a blind girl the thumbs up! Doh!
3:18 Blind girl pretending to look at the moon of love. "Your eyes shine so brightly under the moon of love". The Showaddy next to her looks incredibly uncomfortable.
3:07 Has the Showaddy in blue spotted some dandruff on the blind girl's shoulder? Or is he just fanning her with that record because she stinks? We will never know.
02:57 I love the expression on sunglass Showaddy's face. He's had enough. "Ffff..." he sighs as he glumly leads the blind girl out.
02:45 Blue Showaddy is forcibly dragging the blind girl along now! Let's go for a little walk indeed. This is quite rough behaviour.
They look like they're taking them to be executed. Thankfully things brighten up IN THE PLAYGROUND!!
02:20 WTF is this about?
02:02 Odd shot of the girls giggling at a Showaddy's crotch. Showaddy laughs at them.
01:58 Frankly I think these girls are to old to be getting piggybacks from Showaddywaddy.
01:49 An inappropriate dance between some ageing rockers and a bunch of blind kids amongst the Showaddy's cannabis plants.
01:33 Cruel pot plant based pisstaking by this Showaddy.
0:53 Note the cub scout. He loves Saville so much that he's copied his hairdo.
0:28 "Look at these albums" Saville seizes on another opportunity to remind the girls that they can't see.
Saturday, 1 December 2007
In the meantime I have to share this gem with you. Was searching Youtube for some background music and came across this piece of musical brillaince. If the Kids are United by Sham 69 has always been a bit of a favourite of mine, but it's just gone soaring even higher in my estimation after seeing this rendition on Jim'll Fix It!
Kids. Grannies. All clapping along to punk. Fanfuckingtastic!
Get me a goddamned time machine NOW!
Friday, 30 November 2007
I reproduce the text in it's entirety, although I must apologise to Dave for the fact that not all of his scans feature. They wouldn't open properly mate, but no matter, I think folks can get the gist of what you're saying without the pics.
Over to Mr F...
"Ok. Its over.
Well… as over as anything can be in the Marvel Universe. Hulk turned into Banner and got taken away by General Ross. All of Hulks partners in crime were rounded up, probably destined to be recycled as z-listers and eek out the rest of their comic existence playing cameos in some Marvel backwater. No-one got killed…. Hmmm… Hang on, I think Rick Jones got killed right at the end but… okay, no-one that really matters got killed, and if his services are ever needed again they’ll bring him back conveniently stating ‘he never really died’.
Oh, in case you wondered. Im off on a rant about World War Hulk of course. (what else did you expect from the Big D?)
Was it an emotional experience..? Well, yes. During the whole course of this World War Hulk business (and all its tie-ins) it’s been somewhat of an emotional roller coaster. But now it's over, is it one of those fairground rides I just wanna run back to and have another go on? Nah, not really. The best written and best drawn stories no matter how masterfully told or how artistically expressed cannot withstand an anti-climax. Which is really what World War Hulk was. But saying that I think everyone knew a story like this was destined to have an anti-climax; there was no other way to tie it all up and more importantly, to tie it up in the
So all I wanted to see before this inevitable anti-climax was Hulk smash as many people as possible. There’s a fantastic panel of Hulk, properly smashing a possessed Dr. Strange in the face in WWH 4. Lavly!
Halfway through the Quintology I bought Planet Hulk, the collected exploits of the Hulk in exile and of course the springboard for the World War Hulk Story.
Yes it was fun, but for all its grand scale and seeming importance, it somehow came across as a supremely pedestrian epic, much like the walk I take my dogs on, on my day off. At the end I found I didn’t really care that most of the planet was destroyed and millions had died. Much as I wouldn’t care if most of the people I met while I walked my dogs, had died.
But the most important issue addressed for me during this whole series? Can Hulk beat everyone? ‘Course he can, and ‘course he did… Amen.
My recent adventures at Forbidden Planet had me returning The Caves of Androzani.
It was a Dr Who story I heard Dom flippantly mention during our last meeting. I gotta admit as a kid I sorta lost interest after Tom Baker. It all seemed to get very colourful, very camp, and very contrived, or maybe I was just a cunt. But Dom is pure gold and has always given me dead certs. So I bought the fuckin' thing. I settled down for an evening of Whovian enjoyment and perhaps when the wife had slipped off to bed, some serious leering at Peri’s tits.
Alas & Alack, it was not meant to be. The fuckers at Forbidden Planet had overlooked their security device, which clamps the DVD case together and holds it in place. I spent minutes with carving knife and fingernail trying to get the bastard out but to no avail. I had been bested. I collapsed exhausted, but you should have seen the DVD and case... It was fucked!
With my wrath not quenched by a nights sleep, I raced to Forbidden Planet at 10.00 to wait with simpering nerds while the staff laughed at us from within. I took comfort in the fact that I could’a beaten all the nerds up had they started anything…
I gotta admit though once inside, the shop assistant was very, very helpful and even smiled when I quipped: ‘If Id had a fuckin sonic screwdriver I might have got it open…’
A rare thing from a Forbidden Planet employee as I heard a rumour that they are injected daily with a solution that stops their lips from curling into anything outwardly resembling an expression of happiness. I also finished my MODOKS 11 series. (Im surprised Dom hasn’t mentioned it being the one put me on to it). Thoroughly enjoyable romp. Essential Defenders 3 (Bargain Bucket of the comic world as Dom puts it) and the newest edition of the Marvel figurine series….Wait for it…… FUCKIN GALACTUS! EAT SHIT AND DIE SKRULLS!!
Im now buying old VHS episodes of Dr. Who at a rate of knots and recently bought those old top trump horror cards that everyone used to play at school.
Of course its all Dom's fault. BASTARD! He has turned me into a fuckin’ BODOC (Biological Organism Designed Only for Collecting). Much to the chagrin of my long suffering wife. Sausage-sucking Hun that she is."
Thursday, 29 November 2007
I'm looking forward to this one, chiefly because of this...
Dan Dare #1 of #7
Garth Ennis gets his bloodsoaked mitts on a British icon and, as you can see, our friends across the pond are so underwhelmed that it doesn't even rate a clickable link on comiclist. For shame.
No matter, I'm sure enough of them will be attracted by Ennis's name to pick it up. Hopefully it'll be worth buying.
With Ennis at the helm I predict Digby will have been buggered by issue #5 and that Dare will have ripped the Mekon's head off and pissed down his neckhole in time for issue #7.
Fear Agent Hatchet Job #1 (Of 4)
More Sci-Fi shenanigans. Doesn't quite feel like the genuine article without Tony Moore on pencils, but still likely to be a cut above 90% of the other comics out there.
Green Lantern Corps #18
OK, so the Sinestro War is running out of steam. And yes, the last issue of Corps was a bit of a wet fart, but when cosmic push comes to shove it's still going to packed full of aliens punching holes in each other's heads, and that my comic loving chums is enough to keep this emotional retard happy.
Marvel Atlas #1 (of 2)
Nyahhh. Detailed surveys of Latveria, floorplans of Castle Doom and geographical titbits concerning Wakanda. Utterly, utterly pointless. But I love this sort of nonsense.
Ultimate Spider-Man #116
The Goblin v Spidey smackdown in #115, proved that Immonen was an inspired choice to take over from Bagley on pencils. He's perfect for Spidey and has freshened things up considerably. Perhaps it's also time to start thinking about giving someone else a shot at writing the book. Kirkman anyone?
Back Issue #25
Love the idea of this magazine, but am usually disappointed by the articles themselves. Still worth it for the odd flashes of inspiration and nuggets of trivia lurking amongst the sludge.
Wednesday, 28 November 2007
Tuesday, 27 November 2007
Monday, 26 November 2007
It's got telepathic falcons...
It's got RAID!...
And best of all it's got Bucky kicking shit in a straitjacket
WITH added BUDDA BUDDA!
What more do you want from a superhero comic?*
*The correct answer is Nazis
Friday, 23 November 2007
The book's letterer, Chris Eliopoulos, has been explaining that...
...is in fact code for the book's artists John Romita JR, Klaus Janson, Christina Strain.
Respect to him for that little Easter egg. The fun doesn't stop there though, after all why bother with acronyms when you can make sound effects out of full names?
Yes folks, Hulk scribe Greg Pak is more than a comic book writer, he's the sound of a forearm smash from the Jade Giant himself!
I'm grateful to Ifanboy for drawing my attention to the secrets behind the sound effects in WWH.
Thursday, 22 November 2007
Don't click on the link contained within that link unless you can cope with extremely disturbing nastiness. Definitely don't click it at work.
If it depresses you as much as it did me, content yourself with the knowledge that the folks within are almost certainly headed to Hell.
Umbrella Academy Apocalypse Suite #3 (Of 6)
Obviously this is a bit of a Mignola rip off, but it's done really well nonetheless. I'll fight it out with all the Gerard Way loving goth girls to grab my copy before it sells out.
I'm still amazed that Checkmate hasn't been cancelled. It's an espionage heavy book that demands a certain degree of concentration to follow and doesn't feature Batman or Superman. Someone up there must like it, or maybe they just value Greg Rucka too much to kill off his baby. Whatever the case I'll keep lapping this genre crossing little beauty up.
Issue #11 was a bit weak. I'm sure it'll pick up.
Captain America #32
Still no Cap. Still doesn't matter. Top mainstream superhero action from a writer who clearly loves Cap's supporting cast and who's relishing having the chance to give them all their chance in the spotlight. Must read stuff for me.
Tuesday, 20 November 2007
Monday, 19 November 2007
The phone rings...
Panels from All Winner Comics #1 (Summer 1941)
reprinted in The Golden Age of Marvel Comics Vol#2
Sunday, 18 November 2007
I mean whether we're talking the Red Skull, the green Swastika robot in my new pretty banner (hope you like that by the way) or even old Adolf himself, I maintain that any comic book can be made AT LEAST 25% better by the inclusion of a Nazi or two.
The only group that comes anywhere close to being as good at comic book villainy are apes. They might not be as obviously nasty as Nazis and they do lack a little in the costume department, but for sheer destructive silliness you can't beat a good ape.
On rare occasions, such as in DC's magical Doctor 13 you get Nazi apes...
Obviously this sort of thing ramps up a comic's excellence by an insane amount and makes it an automatic candidate for CGC'ing.
Sadly apart from the aforementioned Doctor 13 and Hellboy, which has featured one or two SS sympathising simians, Nazi monkeys are all to rare. Which makes Wonder Woman #14 a treat. Alright, so there aren't exactly any Nazi apes in WW#14, but there are still apes AND Nazis. Huzzah!
What's more, the apes talk and wear armour while the Nazis are led by none other than Golden age great Captain Nazi who's put together some squad of super teched up Nazis and is launching an invasion of WW's homeland Themyscira. Wow! Great comic, my second favourite of the week in fact.
Which says a lot for All Star Superman #9, a comic that features neither Nazis or apes and therefore starts at a disadvantage to Wonder Woman but wins the day because in all other respects it's damn near perfect. The best issue of the run so far in fact. I dug everything about it from the calculating Kryptonians who break the moon in half in this awesome little nod to Superman II...
...to the Phantom Zone and Jimmy Olsen wearing his Kryptonian overpants in a doomed effort to look cool, it's just chocful of great moments. I've already read it twice and looked at a bunch of the panels until my eyeballs hurt. It glows you know? Really. What's more it doesn't have a single gratuitous sound effect. Not one. It doesn't need any.
If only the same could be said for World War Hulk #5. Like All Star Superman it's got a superstar artist who draws pictures good enough to speak for themselves, and yet it's plastered with...
and most ridiculously of all...
It's just a distracting mess. Which is a shame because while it wasn't brilliant (no comic featuring the Sentry could be) WWH5 was a nice end to what's been a decent little mini series. Silly sound effects aside Romita's fight scenes have had a classic energy to them which make for a great looking comic. All things considered I enjoyed it a lot.
I shouldn't moan about the sound effects too much anyway. I seem to remember that Walt Simonson's classic run on Thor was heavy on the old KRAKOOM!'s and THRAKADOOM!'s and I enjoyed that plenty. Talking of which (is that a segue I see before me?) old Walt's back in action on World of Warcraft #1 and errm, what can I say? It ain't Thor.
Nope, in fact it's not even much like World of Warcraft. If Walt had wanted to make it like the game he would just have scripted 10 issues of a little man running around the countryside killing wild boar until he reached level 10, breaking up the tedium with the odd fight against lippy 14 year olds who are far too fucking good at the game for their own good and who delight in making my fucking life misery by endlessly killing me! GAAAAAAAAAHHHH! FUCK YOU!
Ahhem! Sorry. Flashback, flashback.
Anyway, yes errm the comic: Some orc dude travels around Durotar enslaving elves and humans and training them up to be super hard gladiators. He finds some human guy on the shore who impresses him by killing a giant crocodile. Said human guy doesn't remember who he is or where he came from blah de blah de blah whatever. It's pretty lame and looks a lot like Streetfighter and is notable for very little apart from this gratuitous Elven crotch shot...
OH GOOD GAWWD!
Wank away fanboys!