I cannot suspend my disbelief that much

I can buy into the whole 9-year old girl as psychopathic superhero thing. And the fact that the main character has survived all the way to issue #4 despite sustaining a beating that should have killed him back in issue #1, doesn't bother me. BUT the latest issue of Kick-Ass goes too far...

Perrrlease, kids buying comics!?! Pffar. Get real Millar.