The greatest day!

sister-in-law: "You collect comics don't you?"

me: "Yes"

sister-in-law: "Would the first 500 issues of 2000AD be of any interest to you?"

me: "..."

She has a friend who has the first 500 issues of 2000AD in her attic and was about to throw them out. I told her I would give her some cash for them, but she just wants them off her hands.

Son being born now number two on the list of all-time great days.