Stop taking up the centre spread of my comics with this shit...
I pay you £2 a piece for your funny books and at that price I think you owe me a nice splash!
It feels like I've been looking at this badly drawn ad for months and I've had enough!
I mean what the fuck is this supposed to be????
the bloated cadaver of Divine?
I can't look at it anymore.
Really, it's making me ill.
Give me back my centre pages NOW you cuntsssssssssssssssss!